This is our beautiful 8 year old. She was baptized and confirmed a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day saints today. For all you gentiles out there, that's a Mormon. We are so appreciative of all of the family support that we had today and thank you all for coming and showing your love. It meant a lot to all of us, especially Madison. Congratulations Madison, we are so proud of you.

Am I the only one struggling with a chocolate hangover? That old adage of "a hair of the dog" does not work in any way. Easter is great and everything, but enough of the candy already. The Easter egg dying tradition is great too. We tore it up with 30 or so eggs and 14 different colors for dying. 30 minutes later, it looked like a tie-dyed Easter bunny exploded in our kitchen. It was a good thing the eggs were hard boiled, because between the 5 of us, we dropped about 27 eggs and one cup of purple dye. The best one is when I grabbed a bowl thinking it was empty, only to find out that the bowl is where we were keeping the dyed eggs. Due to my overly aggressive man-handling of a supposedly empty bowl, I launched one of the eggs into orbit and of course, the demise of the egg was eminent...good times.

Right after we made our first million, we bought a cute little 5 bedroom bungalow in Newport, CA. We try to get out there once or twice a month, whenever the schedule allows. It's right on the beach, so it makes a great yard for the kids.

Zach balances out the estrogen quotient and he is all boy. He is quite a bit smarter than his parents are, but we suspect he may be using his powers for evil. He is a little too charming to be all good. We'll find out soon enough, but he's only 2 so we hope for the best.

Regann is 5 and the sweetest little kid ever. She is snuggly, loving, and so concerned about others. She loves animals of all kinds and she can never understand why we can't take all animals home. We had quite a time talking her out of adopting the muskrat that she saw walking down the middle of the road. She promised she'd take care of it and teach it to not bite, but still no dice.

This is one of our beautiful daughters, Madison. She is 8 years-old and boy-crazy. She goes through boy-friends like she goes through shoes...and pants...and shirts....and sweaters...and so on. She is very bright and a bit of a genius. All parents say that I guess, but we really mean it.

This is my husband. This cat is off the hizzity. We met when he was modeling for J-Crew and we just hit it off. He's is very passionate about conservation and baby birds. When he isn't pampering me, he is out pumping weights, doing charity work, and just rocking my world.

One thing you need to know about me....I am too cool for school. Know this and know it well!! This is a classic pic of me in one of the 39 pairs of sunglasses that I own. I love sunglasses like a fat kid loves cake. Speaking of cake, the lenses are usually covered in cake, or peanut butter, or sometimes just butter. That's how I roll. This is the day I busted up Timpanogos cave in like 20 minutes. I just stopped here to carbo-load. I could have done it faster, but I was waiting for Mike who carried all 3 kids on his back...he made it in 23 minutes. I swear he's on steroids. No one could be that masculine just naturally...right?

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